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Message Les acronymes de marques de voitures
AMC All Makes off Cars
Almost Makes Corners

Audi Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

BMW Boring Middle-aged Wheels
Belongs to My Wife
Bayerische Mist Wagen (en allemand: voiture à fumier bavaroise)
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste
Big Money Works
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Break My Windows
Broken Money Waster
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Brutal Money Waster
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Big Money Waster
Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
Bastard Money Wielders
Busted My Wallet
But at least my Motor Works


Buick Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean
Barfed Up Icky Carmel Korn

Chrysler Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

Datsun Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat Failed In All Tests
F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Failure in Automotive Technology
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fix It Again Tony?
Fix It All the Time
Fuck in a Taxi.

Ford Fucker Only Runs Damaged
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On River-bed, Drowned
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Road, Dead
Fuck Off, Rally Drivers
Fucked On Race Day
Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
F**ker Only Runs Downhill
F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
First On Recall Day
Forge Old Rancid Donuts
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
For Only Redneck Drivers
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

Honda Hang On - Nicely Dangerous Apperatus
Helping Out Nips Dominating America
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Mazda Making A Zillion Dollars Anually
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mercedes Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

Mini Made It - Now Indisposed


Nissan Never In Synch - Screeching Awful Noises
Needs Immediate Salvage So Abandon Now
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Obupos Old Beat Up Piece Of Shit

Olds Old Ladies Driving Slowly

Oldsmobile Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel
Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Plymouth Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!
Pussy Lips Your MOUTH

Pontiac Poor old ni**er thinks it's a Cadillac
Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac
Pee On Nehru's Tired Italian Astronaut Cards

PORSCHE Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

RAC Ruins All Cars

Renault Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

Rolls Royce Regarded Only as Luxury Life Style.
Runs Over Your Current Expences
Royal Ostentation Lets Lethargic Shits Rumble Over Yogurt-Consuming Esthetes

Saab Some Accesories Always Broken
Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Sable Same Auto But Less Engineering

Subaru Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Stop (ie rule) Spin Tyres On Pavement

Toyota Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankes Overprice This Auto
Take Only Your Ordure To America

VW Very Worthless
Volkswagen Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)

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pas mal !!!

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C'est clair!

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